- 1.) On Jack Bauer's Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependents.
- 2.) When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
- 3.) When Jack Bauer ran out of ammo, he caught 3 bullets in his chest and used them to reload.
- 4.) Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
- 5.) If everyone on "24" would just follow Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
- 6.) Jack Bauer doesn't need to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom because his organs are afraid of making him angry.
- 7.) When Jack Bauer used Herbal Essences, the shampoo had an orgasm.
- 8.) If Jack Bauer's gun jams, it's because he wanted to beat you with it.
- 9.) Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
- 10.) Jack Bauer is currently involved in a complex law suit with the California Department of Justice due to their attempt to ban Jack Bauer as an "Assault Weapon". Jack maintains he is primarily used for hunting and target shooting, and is quite safe to have around families.
- 11.) Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
- 12.) When Christopher Henderson tried to shoot Jack, his gun was, in fact, loaded. The bullets were just too scared to come out.
- 13.) Jack Bauer can break anyone and anything, but he will always break the protocol first.
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I wonder. Why can't we continue Thursday Thirteen without the site? I hate to see it go; it's fun to get to know everyone!