Somedays, you just gotta laugh at yourself, you know?
I swear, the universe has been trying to tell me something for ages. It probably started over ten years ago. A hint here, a hint there. As I didn’t "get" it, it increased its hints in intensity every year.
Coming down to the past month or two, when it’s been daily nagging.
And then, last night, the universe planted itself in front of me, talking in that loud, slow voice we do when someone is being impossibly stupid, and drew a huge sign in big, block letters.
Then said, "Are. You. Getting. The. Message. Yet?" And looked, for all the world, like it wanted to add, "You. Daft. Idiot."
LOL. "Um, yeah. Got it this time."