What are split peas made from? Are they peas that have just been split in half?
Why, DEAR GOD WHY, are clothes so THIN nowadays?
I was out shopping today, and I wanted a nice, warm, cozy turtleneck. They are freaking thinner than a nightshirt. They're thinner and flimsier than a piece of paper. Even the high-dollar turtlenecks are thin things.
Also, I looked at some fleece. (I am a comfort dresser.) It is the thinnest gosh darn fleece I have ever seen! As thin as a sheet! How can fleece be so thin???
And then I started walking around the store, feeling clothes, and they are all thin.
And this is OHIO. And it is WINTER.
How are people SUPPOSED TO STAY WARM WITH TISSUE PAPER-THIN CLOTHING???
So I am wearing FIFTEEN YEAR OLD turtlenecks because they are double-layered, thick turtlenecks. The way turtlenecks are supposed to be.
(I have clothes that are fifteen years old. Isn't that crazy?)